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SKIP THE WARM INTRO.

Pitch Effie now and find a match. No slide decks. No scheduling. Just chat.
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01_THE_PROBLEM

THE INBOX IS DEAD.

VCs are drowning in warm intros. Great founders are getting buried in spam filters. We killed the email pitch.

02_THE_SOLUTION

JUST PITCH.
NO DECK.

Dial the number. Speak to Effie for 4 minutes. Our AI analyzes your voice, structure, and metrics in real-time.

03_THE_PAYOFF

$150M REPRESENTED.

If you match, your profile is instantly routed to partners at top funds. No meetings. No scheduling. Just signal.

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System Capabilities

The Operating System for Modern Deal Flow.

Effie replaces fragmented tools with a unified intelligence layer. From first contact to closed deal, every interaction is optimized.

Scorecard

V1.0

Instant deck analysis. Identify gaps in your narrative and optimize for investor matching.

Initialize

Network

LIVE

Unlock hidden intros. Map relationships across your network. Execute warm outreach.

Map Graph

Auto-Pilot

BETA

Autonomous calendar management. "Effie, find time with Josh." Zero friction coordination.

Activate Agent
OCT 24
Sync w/ Josh
Deep Work

Data Room

SECURE

Automated diligence management. Track who views what, when.

Thesis Mapping

Where do you fit?

Effie benchmarks your startup against the greats. Understand your risk profile.

[TECH BET]
[MOONSHOT]
[BOOTSTRAP]
[MARKET BET]
Workflow Sequence

From Voice to Deal Flow in 4 Minutes.

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Call Effie

Dial the dedicated line. No scheduling, no apps. Just a direct voice connection to our AI agent.

Get the Number
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Pitch Your Vision

Speak naturally for 4 minutes. Effie listens, structures your narrative, and asks clarifying questions.

See Demo
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Get Scored

Receive an instant analysis of your pitch. If you match our thesis, you get a direct intro to partners.

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